The Paper Shredder
Dear Ex-Apartment-Mate,
I am an Idiot.
I recently bought a paper shredder, as I began to really like the one you had at our old place.

I've really been enjoying it and have been on a shred-a-thon the last couple weeks, shredding everything I can get my hands on.
I have gotten out of control and am not even looking at the things I've been shredding before I send them on their way to destruction.
With that said, I accidently shredded that check you mailed me last week.
I wish I was kidding. I was able to retrieve the sliver of the amount that was written out for.
Anyways once and if our ex- landlord mails back our security deposit would you mind adding that on to whatever we get back
I can't believe I did that.
I am an Idiot.