My Hockey Equipment

$2,000 dollars of hockey equipment.

stolen

out of the basement of my apartment

this stuff smelled worse than anything you have ever experienced

but it was mine, and it enabled me to play hockey.

gone.

without a trace.

you can't sell smelly hockey equipment at a pawn shop. Due to the fact that it smells.

Why did you steal my equipment?

Why am I so fucking stupid, and didn't get renters insurance.

$2,000 dollars later.

Back to the Coal Mines.

Why couldn't I be into swimming.

No one steals speedos.

God that stuff smelled. Fuck was it expensive.

My friend's apartment burned down last year and I helped move his charred personal belongs out of his place and I still didn't learn.

GO OUT. RIGHT NOW. BUY RENTERS INSURANCE