Monday, May 24, 2004

Rainbows and Whatnot

It's always great when you're aimlessly walking around Chicago looking for a good bar to go into on a Saturday night, but because you have no sense of direction and are generally lost whenever you venture into Chicago, you soon realize that you have unknowingly walked into the gay district. Dudes walking down the streets rocking leather vests with no undershirts and tight pants, holding hands, the entire area awash in rainbows.

Now of course there are going to be Gay bars in Chicago, that's expected. But is there really a need for a gay hardware store? I've never come across a homosexual socket wrench set or like a hammer but I can't see how much different they would be. Unfortunately it wasn't open at 2:30am, so I wasn't able to see if the gays had made any advancements in tools that we hadn't caught onto yet.