Being "That Guy"

Theres nothing worse than being that guy at the office.

The guy who is sniffling, sneezing, wheezing, hacking up a lung, and blowing his nose loudly every few minutes.

The person who is making everyone in the surrounding cubicles absolutely miserable for the day.

The person for whom you pray that some time in the next 8 hours hours will just drop dead.

The person who eventually gives you the cold he has because of the close quarters.

That was me yesterday.

and

I am a horrible person.

a horrible person in need of some sort of over the counter cold remedy.

somebody shoot me.