Sometimes you get really drunk on a Friday and lose your cell phone
And with that loss goes every phone number or contact to human life you once had
And when you wake up the following morning and your hangover passes
You realize that you left your phone in some girl's car
And you say to yourself, "well I'll just call her and get my phone back"
The only problem is the only place you have her number is in your cell phone
The cell phone which is in her car
Then you say, "well she probably has my number, maybe she'll call to tell me I lost my phone"
Then realize she does have your number
The number to the cell phone which is in her car
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A Squirrel's Take on the Atkins Diet(not work-safe)