Sometimes you get really drunk on a Friday and lose your cell phone

And with that loss goes every phone number or contact to human life you once had

And when you wake up the following morning and your hangover passes

You realize that you left your phone in some girl's car

And you say to yourself, "well I'll just call her and get my phone back"

The only problem is the only place you have her number is in your cell phone

The cell phone which is in her car

Then you say, "well she probably has my number, maybe she'll call to tell me I lost my phone"

Then realize she does have your number

The number to the cell phone which is in her car

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