Monday, March 29, 2004

Why does it have to be so fucking difficult to find a pair of polypropylene long johns is the state of Illinois?

I'm getting ready once again to embark on a White Water rafting trip on the Peshtigo river in Northern, WI. The same river that one year ago, I broke my right foot rafting. While some people would see that as reason to not continue rafting that river, I see it as a great opportunity to attempt breaking my left foot this year. As of Sunday the mighty Peshtigo was still completely frozen over. The reason that I know this is because I called the old lady at the rafting place and asked "Is the river still frozen over, old lady?" She said, "Yeah it is. Can you please stop calling cause you've already called 5 times this week."

It's starting to get warm again and that can only mean only one thing. Roman Candle Wars.

The Sopranos on Sunday was stellar as ever yet again. For those of you keeping tally, the product/brand placements that I caught in this weeks episode are as follows: Dewitt Power Drills, Apple I-Pod, Home Depot. If you can remember any more feel free to add. Anyone remember the brand of SUV that Tony bought that dopey kid of his?

and in other news...

Today some idiot was arrested when he tried to buy cigarettes and beer with a credit card. A credit card that happened to belong to the cashier that rung him up.

Is it a pop or a soda? Are you drinking from a fucking water fountain, or a bubbler? Who cares? The professor of linguistics from the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee. thanks LJ