Ten Reasons Why I Will be Single for a Long, Long Time
- Even after 23 years on this planet, I have not yet figured out how to dress myself properly
- My favorite bars are the ones with cheap beer and questionable patrons
- I can't dance, and when I do it usually deeply disturbs most in attendance.
- If and when I do get excited about something it usually involves an obscure indie rock record or a white water rafting trip.
- I "used" to be a musician
- My idea of a good meal can be found on the dollar menu at Golden Arches
- 5 o' clock shadow has recently become All o' clock shadow
- I write a blog
- I live with my parents and sometimes my mom does my laundry
- I stopped caring a long time ago