Ten Reasons Why I Will be Single for a Long, Long Time

1. Even after 23 years on this planet, I have not yet figured out how to dress myself properly
   
2. My favorite bars are the ones with cheap beer and questionable patrons
   
3. I can't dance, and when I do it usually deeply disturbs most in attendance.
   
4. If and when I do get excited about something it usually involves an obscure indie rock record or a white water rafting trip.
   
5. I "used" to be a musician
   
6. My idea of a good meal can be found on the dollar menu at Golden Arches
   
7. 5 o' clock shadow has recently become All o' clock shadow
   
8. I write a blog
   
9. I live with my parents and sometimes my mom does my laundry
   
10. I stopped caring a long time ago