So it's St. Patrick's Day

One year ago today, I was up at 6 in the morning to open the bars of Downtown Milwaukee drinking beer till I could no longer stand, wearing green beads, leprechaun stickers, and being generally obnoxious.

Today, I was up at 6 in the morning too, but instead of opening bars, I was opening the door of my office. Instead of drinking beer, I sipped from a thermos of cheap instant coffee. Instead of wearing some sort of token st. patty's day t-shirt with beer and whiskey spilled all over it, I had a dress shirt on tucked into a pair of "stain defender" khakis.

If you weren't already aware, anyone who is between the ages of 22-28 and out of school hates college students with an undying passion. It's not because you are goofy looking or because you got a B- on your mechanical engineering test(although either may be the case.) It's because you are having more fun than us.

College is nothing more than a fucking circus. like Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey type shit. And I used to be a great clown. But after I walked down that aisle, and turned in my red nose and big shoes it all ended and it breaks my heart. Basically what I'm trying to say is that if you are still in College, I fucking hate you because of any of the following reasons:

• you are younger than I am
  
• you decided to attain a higher level of education than I received
  
• you are dumb as a rock and will take 10 years to get an undergraduate degree
  

Happy St. Patrick's Day You Bastards