Wednesday, March 31, 2004

No Blood For Oil and Cigarettes

Now I'll be the first to admit I'm not exactly happy with how the whole war with Iraq has played out, but remember all those dipshits marching around the globe with "no blood for oil signs?" My Dad told me he read gas prices are on track to rise to almost 3 dollars a gallon by Labor Day. Now granted my Dad is no Dan Rather, but if he is correct it won't just be hippies riding their bikes to work anymore. Better start pulling those baseball cards out of your spokes.

To everyone that makes going to bars an unpleasant experience. To those who blow smoke in our faces, make our clothes reek after coming home on weekends, while whittling away both their and our life expectancy, The City of Chicago and the rest of Cook county have a gift for you. Effective tomorrow the price of cigarettes will be raised by 82 cents a pack. Fuckers

According to a new study released today binge drinkers are most prevalent in the upper midwestern states. I always knew there had to be a reason why I was trashed all the time and thanks to this study I can chalk it up to geographic location.