Just when I thought it wasn't possible to hate Dashboard Confessional anymore, the undisputed king of "emo", Mr. Carabba pulls out this jackass quote regarding their participation in the 2004 Honda Civic Tour.

"We're excited to be involved with this tour because it allows us to branch out to a larger audience," Carrabba, who has seen his one-man act grow into a quartet over the last few years, said in a statement. "Plus our fans will be able to win our one-of-a-kind customized Civic."

I guess if you put out an incredibly mediocre record that is overhyped beyond recognition and then flops, all there's left to do is sell cars.

What the fuck?