Have you ever walked into your office and as you look into the mirror during your morning hygiene/hair styling check you notice that you blatantly missed a bunch of spots shaving?

I swear to God I checked and double checked but sometimes a foggy bathroom mirror post morning shower will get you everytime. So yeah, theres nothing better than being the dipshit walking around the office with a clearly sub par shaving job. The only thing worse than that is when you forget to take the size sticker off the leg of a new pair of dress pants and walk into work sporting it. Don't even ask if I've done that before.

From now on I will be carrying a razor on me at all times because that was absolutely ridiculous.

Don't you guys hate having your e-mail box filled with spam everyday? If so sign up for the national do not spam registry. Because as you know there is nothing in the world worse than spam except maybe handies.

My current favorite band of the moment is The Decemberists I'm not sure if you would like them or not but they are awesome nonetheless. The best way to describe them is "seafaring folk rock." I just bought tickets to see em in Chicago. I'd invite you to come but then I'd have to hang out with you.

I ate at Chipotle for dinner tonight and I'm convinced that the only reason I went there is because I saw those leprechauns carrying that huge inflatable burrito in the Chicago St. Patty's Day parade, which is sad.

Marquette University. What a school. 20 thousand dollars a year. And you can't even get teachers that are sober.